I used to read her and her twin sisters columns in the local paper when I was a kid. I always found it entertaining and amazing what other people's lives where like.
I can't remember how old I was when I heard The Dead Kennedys song "Dear Abby," but I always thought it was a pretty funny song and made me wonder if she ever got a letter like this and if she did how would she react? I guess we will never know.
But here is a copy of the song that I found on You Tube.
Rest In Peace.